Pillow fights are for sleepovers only!

On a Saturday morning, I and Kutty were lounging in the bedroom.

I proposed to kutty for a game of pillow fight.

Kutty retorted with "pillow fights are for sleep overs only appa"

I said, "sleepovers"?.

Then I googled about it..

Junior's: mummy, you are the best!

junior: mummy, love you so much!
mummy: love you too Chellam!
me: meh?
me: why don't I get these hugs and kisses?
junior:... because mummy is the best!
me: meh?
mummy: hahaha!
me: why Chellam, why?
junior: because mummy does not have a beard! and...that does not hurt! mummy is soft! 

Junior’s: 18 till I die

Junior plays the favorites album on my Amazon Music and dances to the rock songs. 

18 Till I die by Bryan Adams is playing.

Junior: Daddy, what is that? 18 and I die?

Me: !

Junior: Daddy, what does he mean?

Me: !

Junior: Will he die when he is 18 daddy?

Me: !

Junior: How will he die daddy?

Me: !

Junior: daddy! Will he live only till 18?

Me: !

Junior: Can I see the video of this song daddy?

I am the mummy had a hearty laugh at her curiosity and how children perceive the adult world.

Junior's: The sleep conundrum!

Midnight, in the bed:

Mummy: zzzzzz!

Daddy: zzzzzz!

Junior: twisting and turning in bed and singing her favourite tune..

Irate daddy: why are you not asleep?

Junior: I am not tired daddy..

Morning 9, in the car to school :

School bags packed, pupil showered, pupil dressed

Junior: zzzzz!

Irate/confused daddy: why are you so sleepy chellam?

Junior: I am so tired daddy!

Junior: I am supporting the Blue team!

Eve: IPL 2019 Final CSK (my Fav team) Vs. MI

Junior: Daddy, don’t watch cricket..I want to watch cartoon

Me:

Junior: Daddy!

Me:

Junior: Daddy, which team are you supporting?

Me: The yellow one...It has got your favorite Dhoni in it…

Junior: Is this your favorite team?

Me: yes.

Junior: I am supporting the Blue team! I want them to win today!

Me: :(

Junior's:Can we travel in 5 Tier AC train appa?

Junior: Appa, in the other train from last time there were three beds/berths on each side..why is there only two this time?
Mum: This is two tier AC and last time we were on a three tier AC coach
Junior: ohhh..daddy can we also go by 5 tier AC, 6 tier and 7 tier?
Mum, myself and the other co-passengers: ? ? ?

Junior's: Junior thinks the cows wandering in the street are lost!

On the way to school, when a cow blocked our way and we patiently waited for it to move
Junior: daddy, why is this cow on the road? I feel he is lost..daddy?
Me: no kutty, the owner of the cow has let it to roam around and find some food ...
Junior: who is the owner of this cow daddy?
Me: a farmer kutty ..he must be having many cows..
Junior: daddy, he looks lost..do you have the farmer's number?
Me: no kutty, why?
Junior: we can call him and tell him that his cow is here