Junior: I am supporting the Blue team!

Eve: IPL 2019 Final CSK (my Fav team) Vs. MI

Junior: Daddy, don’t watch cricket..I want to watch cartoon

Me:

Junior: Daddy!

Me:

Junior: Daddy, which team are you supporting?

Me: The yellow one...It has got your favorite Dhoni in it…

Junior: Is this your favorite team?

Me: yes.

Junior: I am supporting the Blue team! I want them to win today!

Me: :(

Junior's:Can we travel in 5 Tier AC train appa?

Junior: Appa, in the other train from last time there were three beds/berths on each side..why is there only two this time?
Mum: This is two tier AC and last time we were on a three tier AC coach
Junior: ohhh..daddy can we also go by 5 tier AC, 6 tier and 7 tier?
Mum, myself and the other co-passengers: ? ? ?

Junior's: Junior thinks the cows wandering in the street are lost!

On the way to school, when a cow blocked our way and we patiently waited for it to move
Junior: daddy, why is this cow on the road? I feel he is lost..daddy?
Me: no kutty, the owner of the cow has let it to roam around and find some food ...
Junior: who is the owner of this cow daddy?
Me: a farmer kutty ..he must be having many cows..
Junior: daddy, he looks lost..do you have the farmer's number?
Me: no kutty, why?
Junior: we can call him and tell him that his cow is here

Junior's: Psalm 23 with junior

Me: The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.
Junior: what?
Me: it means that God gives us everything we need and we don't need anything else..
Junior: no daddy..I still don't have a remote controlled helicopter..

Junior's: One hundred thousand million sixty five

Junior: When is my birthday daddy?

Me: In August.

Junior: how long for it?

Me: In a while..

Junior: what? Give it to me in days?

Me: hmmm..I don't know..

Junior: I know daddy..it is one hundred thousand million sixty five days away..

Me: hmmm??

Junior's: Daddy, look what I can doooo..

Junior climbs on me  when I was lounging at the drawing room couch. She sits on my chest on her knees and does jumping movements and says, "Watch out daddy, I am going to break your heart"

After a while of doing this, " Are you heartbroken yet, daddy?"

Junior's: Chess with junior

Can I take down one of my own, appa? They are blocking....
Junior to me during a game of chess..