Junior: Daddy...My annual day costume got approved today..I am so happy today!
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
The deaf daddy!
On a random day on the way back from school
Junior: daddy..how did Jesus come back alive after 3 days?
Me: Looking away and acting deaf..
Junior: daddy...daddy...daddy..
Junior: daddy..how did Jesus come back alive after 3 days?
Me: Looking away and acting deaf..
Junior: daddy...daddy...daddy..
Friday, October 4, 2019
The upcoming feminist in the family
Junior:Can women do all the things that men do daddy?
Me: yes Chellam..
Junior: police woman , fire man, ?
Me: of course chellam
Junior: can men do Balet dance?
Me: (that stumped look)
Me: yes Chellam..
Junior: police woman , fire man, ?
Me: of course chellam
Junior: can men do Balet dance?
Me: (that stumped look)
Her parents are very old daddy!
me to Mr.X : can your fiancee cook?
junior: yes(loudly)
everyone: why?
junior: smiles naughtily
me: tell us
junior: nods no
me: please
junior: (silently on my ears)..because her parents are old daddy! I have met them and they are very old..
junior: yes(loudly)
everyone: why?
junior: smiles naughtily
me: tell us
junior: nods no
me: please
junior: (silently on my ears)..because her parents are old daddy! I have met them and they are very old..
Do we have holes in our head daddy?
While watching a movie on TV..
Junior: do we have holes in our head daddy?
Me: no Chellam..but why?
Junior: then how does the hair grow?
Me: We have pores in our head Chellam..
Junior: pores? What are they?
Me: they are small holes kutty..
Junior: that is what I told daddy..we have holes in our heads..
Me: oh okay!
Saturday, June 29, 2019
Pillow fights are for sleepovers only!
On a Saturday morning, I and Kutty were lounging in the bedroom.
I proposed to kutty for a game of pillow fight.
Kutty retorted with "pillow fights are for sleep overs only appa"
I said, "sleepovers"?.
Then I googled about it..
I proposed to kutty for a game of pillow fight.
Kutty retorted with "pillow fights are for sleep overs only appa"
I said, "sleepovers"?.
Then I googled about it..
Friday, May 17, 2019
Junior's: mummy, you are the best!
junior: mummy, love you so much!
mummy: love you too Chellam!
me: meh?
me: why don't I get these hugs and kisses?
junior:... because mummy is the best!
me: meh?
mummy: hahaha!
me: why Chellam, why?
junior: because mummy does not have a beard! and...that does not hurt! mummy is soft!
mummy: love you too Chellam!
me: meh?
me: why don't I get these hugs and kisses?
junior:... because mummy is the best!
me: meh?
mummy: hahaha!
me: why Chellam, why?
junior: because mummy does not have a beard! and...that does not hurt! mummy is soft!
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Junior’s: 18 till I die
Junior
plays the favorites album on my Amazon Music and dances to the rock songs.
18
Till I die by Bryan Adams is playing.
Junior:
Daddy, what is that? 18 and I die?
Me: !
Junior:
Daddy, what does he mean?
Me: !
Junior: Will
he die when he is 18 daddy?
Me: !
Junior: How
will he die daddy?
Me: !
Junior:
daddy! Will he live only till 18?
Me: !
Junior: Can
I see the video of this song daddy?
I am the
mummy had a hearty laugh at her curiosity and how children perceive the adult
world.
Monday, May 13, 2019
Junior's: The sleep conundrum!
Midnight,
in the bed:
Mummy:
zzzzzz!
Daddy:
zzzzzz!
Junior:
twisting and turning in bed and singing her favourite tune..
Irate daddy:
why are you not asleep?
Junior: I
am not tired daddy..
Morning 9,
in the car to school :
School bags
packed, pupil showered, pupil dressed
Junior:
zzzzz!
Irate/confused
daddy: why are you so sleepy chellam?
Junior: I
am so tired daddy!
Junior: I am supporting the Blue team!
Eve: IPL
2019 Final CSK (my Fav team) Vs. MI
Junior:
Daddy, don’t watch cricket..I want to watch cartoon
Me:
Junior:
Daddy!
Me:
Junior:
Daddy, which team are you supporting?
Me: The
yellow one...It has got your favorite Dhoni in it…
Junior: Is
this your favorite team?
Me: yes.
Junior: I
am supporting the Blue team! I want them to win today!
Me: :(
Monday, April 29, 2019
Junior's:Can we travel in 5 Tier AC train appa?
Junior: Appa, in the other train from last time there were three beds/berths on each side..why is there only two this time?
Mum: This is two tier AC and last time we were on a three tier AC coach
Junior: ohhh..daddy can we also go by 5 tier AC, 6 tier and 7 tier?
Mum, myself and the other co-passengers: ? ? ?
Mum: This is two tier AC and last time we were on a three tier AC coach
Junior: ohhh..daddy can we also go by 5 tier AC, 6 tier and 7 tier?
Mum, myself and the other co-passengers: ? ? ?
Sunday, April 14, 2019
Junior's: Junior thinks the cows wandering in the street are lost!
On the way to school, when a cow blocked our way and we patiently waited for it to move
Junior: daddy, why is this cow on the road? I feel he is lost..daddy?
Me: no kutty, the owner of the cow has let it to roam around and find some food ...
Junior: who is the owner of this cow daddy?
Me: a farmer kutty ..he must be having many cows..
Junior: daddy, he looks lost..do you have the farmer's number?
Me: no kutty, why?
Junior: we can call him and tell him that his cow is here
Junior: daddy, why is this cow on the road? I feel he is lost..daddy?
Me: no kutty, the owner of the cow has let it to roam around and find some food ...
Junior: who is the owner of this cow daddy?
Me: a farmer kutty ..he must be having many cows..
Junior: daddy, he looks lost..do you have the farmer's number?
Me: no kutty, why?
Junior: we can call him and tell him that his cow is here
Saturday, March 30, 2019
Junior's: Psalm 23 with junior
Me: The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.
Junior: what?
Me: it means that God gives us everything we need and we don't need anything else..
Junior: no daddy..I still don't have a remote controlled helicopter..
Junior: what?
Me: it means that God gives us everything we need and we don't need anything else..
Junior: no daddy..I still don't have a remote controlled helicopter..
Junior's: One hundred thousand million sixty five
Junior: When is my birthday daddy?
Me: In August.
Junior: how long for it?
Me: In a while..
Junior: what? Give it to me in days?
Me: hmmm..I don't know..
Junior: I know daddy..it is one hundred thousand million sixty five days away..
Me: hmmm??
Tuesday, March 26, 2019
Junior's: Daddy, look what I can doooo..
Junior climbs on me when I was lounging at the drawing room couch. She sits on my chest on her knees and does jumping movements and says, "Watch out daddy, I am going to break your heart"
After a while of doing this, " Are you heartbroken yet, daddy?"
After a while of doing this, " Are you heartbroken yet, daddy?"
Thursday, February 21, 2019
Junior's: Chess with junior
Can I take down one of my own, appa? They are blocking....
Junior to me during a game of chess..
Junior to me during a game of chess..
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